Figure It Out Friday

I have figured out the following:
How to spend way to much time online
How to get a cranky toddler to take a nap
How to shower, but not get dressed..yet
A biggie
How to pay for soccer camp, you know a week at soccer camp will cost us? $575 plus
But I found the funds, Thanks for buying my kids EUC clothes! Way to go EBay!
I still need to figure out:
How to do all the laundry
Dress TheToddler & myself
Get a life

any suggestions?