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Just incase

So today
when going though my files
to find
tax returns.
From the years:
1999 -2005
To prove, I didn't live where the accounts where opened

I found a bank statement, from Bank of New York,
which is now closed,

But while my ex husband got phone service, PSE&G (gas & power), a cell phone and some credit cards, exact number yet determined, and other things...

in September 2002
I had $33.42 in the bank.

He was a
Yeah, class act.

Don't worry
I am pissed.
and have filed a police report..
sent faxed
made copies
and called a lawyer..

Karma

It's a bitch..

Oh, and good thing I remember his SS#..

SO. Take it from me

Well
I will tell you, first hand
Identity theft
and
Ex-husbands

Suck

It sucks even more when it's is your ex-husband using your identity.
Sucks,
That he used it from 1999-2002.
Phone service, Public Service. Cell phones.
All at a time, like I have told you I was soo soo poor.
I never got child support
Never had any medical insurance from him for her
No eyeglasses or braces...
No help
just a world of hurt.

Now
Judgements.
Lots of them
And
Lawyers.
Expensive ones.
And
at a time, when
our kids need Christmas.

Well now...

I think I am red in a sea of blue.

I don't care about gay or strait.
Be happy really.

I believe women should have a choice.

I believe in education.

Hate me because I am a republican. Hate me because I think how I think. Hate me because I have a mixed daughter. Hate me because I have things, you don't..
Really, I don't care.

I don't live in California. I didn't vote for Prop8. Hate me.

Hate me, fine.
Don't come here with your message of hope and love, with rainbows and candy and talk about hate.
Yes I am married.
Yes, my first husband was black & I married him. Yes I know at one time that was illegal.
See, I get all that.
I know in time things change. And for today.
For right now, it is what it is.
You asked people to vote, they did.
They voted and you don't like it.
It was a vote. It what it is, and maybe it sucks.

But see, I don't care either way. I am sorry for that.
You have the right to be happy. Be happy.
Don't come here and shit on me, I live in NJ.

Random Thoughts here On the Sideline

Ok
Random Thought one:
Our President made a speech today.
He said he was absolutely confident in the future of this country.
Me?
Not so much.
Not so much confident at all of the next 4 years.
just sayin.

Random Thought Two
I think a good plan would be for the UAW to find the money to help Ford, Chrysler and GM. They did it they fix it.
ohh wait..didn't they just give a shitload of money to the Obama campaign.

So I say UAW, really union tough, union strong? FIX IT.
Figure it out, make it right.

Last one:
Really, Prop 8. Over in good Ole California.
There are stories of riots, looting churches, and just utter dismay.
It was a vote. Put to the people.
They didn't want the constitution changed.
Its a state thing. I guess I don't understand.
But even Elton said Civil Unions were good enough.

Irony? It was all black voters who said no way. You wanted Obama. you got him. You wanted people to vote for your savior. They did. now what?
You don't like what they said...
Too bad, so sad.
Come to the East coast, Connecticut passed gay marriage into law, just today..or was it yesterday?

Just sayin.

One Less

I am driving less.
Down to one tank a week.
Gas today, $2.05..Tatal $45.00
I am going to Walmart and Target less.
We are eating out less.
Down to once a month, pizza delivered. Not Chinese, way too expensive.
Shopping less. TheKeeper, was not happy about that. Believe me.

We have cut back, in many areas. I can't help but think, many have.
Not really living different. Always did coupons. TheKeeper still goes to the movies, football games and the mall..Just spending less

What about you?